Sherman Country
173 articles
The Porta-Potty Incident of Approximately 1987
By Veda Doerr
Everything Settles Eventually.
By Glen Blamstead
Out of My Mind, Back in Five Minutes.
By Glen Blamstead
Time Is What Keeps Things from Happening All at Once
By Glen Blamstead
I Have an Inferiority Complex, But it's Not a Very Good One.
By Glen Blamstead
When You Blindly Follow the Masses, Sometimes the 'M' is Silent.
By Glen Blamstead
Never Answer An Anonymous Letter.
By Glen Blamstead
A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap.
By Glen Blamstead
Only Dead Fish Go With the Flow.
By Glen Blamstead
She Shed Ideas, Decorating Tips, and Inspiration for Your Dream Backyard Retreat
By Sherman Buildings
If Christmas Lights Had Feelings, Mine Would File Complaints
By Glen Blamstead
Never Make Snow Angels In A Dog Park
By Glen Blamstead
I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol
By Sherman Buildings
A Dog Is Always In The Push-up Position
By Sherman Buildings
Help Stamp Out, Eliminate And Abolish Redundancy
By Sherman Buildings
In A Battle Of Wits, I Consider You Unarmed
By Sherman Buildings
I'm Against Picketing But I Don't Know How To Show It
By Sherman Buildings
The Opposite Of Ladyfingers Is Mentos
By Sherman Buildings
If You Were A Fruit, You'd Be A Fine-apple
By Sherman Buildings
When I Was A Boy, I'd Lay In My Twin Sized Bed And Wonder Where My Brother Was
By Sherman Buildings
I Love Cottage Cheese So Much That I Want To Try Other Dwelling Cheeses
By Sherman Buildings
If You're Scared Of Escalators, There Are Steps You Can Take
By Sherman Buildings
If Someone Hands You A Flyer, Its Like They're Saying Here You Throw This Away
By Sherman Buildings
Stick Around I May Need Someone To Blame
By Sherman Buildings
I Will NOT Go To Assertiveness Training
By Sherman Buildings
All I Learned In Boarding School Is How To Get On A Plane
By Sherman Buildings
Don't Want None Unless You Got Puns Hun
By Sherman Buildings
Two Mallards Walk Into A Bar, The Third One Ducks
By Sherman Buildings
QE LIFE >> Merch Store Addiction Hotline
By Sherman Buildings
Summer-Ready: How to Prepare Your Pole Building for Hot Weather
By Sherman Buildings
Confucius Say: Man Who Stand On Toilet, Get High On Pot
By Sherman Buildings
Some People Have A Way With Words, Others Not Have Way
By Sherman Buildings
The First Five Days After The Weekend Are The Hardest
By Sherman Buildings
He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
By Sherman Buildings
Got A Universal Remote Control And Thought, "This Changes Everything!"
By Sherman Buildings
The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades
By Sherman Buildings
My Friend Worked As A Trapeze Artist Until He Was Let Go
By Sherman Buildings
The Guide To Choosing The Right Pole Barn Size
By Sherman Buildings
Fruit Farmers Eat What They Can And Can What They Can’t
By Sherman Buildings
Does Anyone Want To Play Solitaire With Me?
By Sherman Buildings
There's A Fine Line Between Fishing And Standing On The Shore Like An Idiot
By Sherman Buildings
Quality Erections: Accident or Genius Marketing?
By Sherman Buildings
Got Confused By All The Yard Signs And Think I Voted For A Realtor
By Sherman Buildings
Most Tourists Have Two Wrists
By Sherman Buildings
Not Sure I Ever Told You That I Climbed Mt Everest But, I Made It Up
By Sherman Buildings
Floor May Be Wet, Sorry For The Incontinence
By Sherman Buildings
Exaggeration Is A Billion Times Worse Than Understatement
By Sherman Buildings
I Wonder What People Have Against The Horse I Rode In On
By Sherman Buildings
Pole Barn Insulation: Best Practices for Energy Efficiency
By Sherman Buildings
Corduroy Pillows Are Making Headlines
By Sherman Buildings
How To Repair Pole Barn Posts And How To Keep Them From Rotting
By Sherman Buildings
Every Book Is A Children's Book, If The Kid Can Read
By Sherman Buildings
Celebrities Banned From Owning A Sherman Building
By Sherman Buildings
I'm Not Really A Control Freak, BUT Can I Show You The Right Way To Do That?
By Sherman Buildings
I Only Know 25 Letters Of The Alphabet, I Don’t Know Why
By Sherman Buildings
Dogs Have Masters, Cats Have Staff
By Sherman Buildings
I Used To Have A Band Named 'Lost Dog', You Probably Saw Our Posters
By Sherman Buildings
Some Mistakes Are Too Much Fun To Only Make Once
By Sherman Buildings
I Was Taking The Road Out Of Town When Someone Told Me To Put It Back
By Sherman Buildings
I Was Surprised When The Stationary Store Moved
By Sherman Buildings
The Frustrated Cannibal Threw Up His Arms
By Sherman Buildings
Hippo and a Zippo: One is Really Heavy and The Other is a Little Lighter
By Sherman Buildings
You Guys Don't Need A Wingman, You Need A Miracle
By Sherman Buildings
Seeking Barndo Carpenters
By Sherman Buildings
Circles. Pointless.
By Sherman Buildings
Choosing the Right Size: A Guide to Common Pole Barn Sizes
By Sherman Buildings
I Ordered A Chicken And An Egg From Amazon ... I'll Let You Know
By Sherman Buildings
We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn How To Act In Public
By Sherman Buildings
My Favorite Word Is Drool, It Just Rolls Off The Tongue
By Sherman Buildings
I Will Always Cherish The Initial Misconceptions I Had About You
By Sherman Buildings
Laugh At Your Problems, Everybody Else Does
By Sherman Buildings
This Is Howie Dewitt
By Sherman Buildings
The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real, But They Have Some Good Ideas
By Sherman Buildings
R.I.P Boiled Water, You Will Be Mist
By Sherman Buildings
Didn't Go To The Gym Today, But The Cashier At McDonalds Was Jim, So Same Thing
By Sherman Buildings
I Bet You I Could Stop Gambling
By Sherman Buildings
Does Anyone Ever Spiral Into Control?
By Sherman Buildings
Taking A Dog Named Shark To The Beach Is A Bad Idea
By Sherman Buildings
Relish Today, Ketchup Tomorrow
By Sherman Buildings
How Many Lowes Could A Rob Lowe Rob, If Rob Lowe Could Rob Lowes?
By Sherman Buildings
Just Sold My Homing Pigeon On Ebay For The 22nd Time
By Sherman Buildings
Boycott Shampoo; Demand The Real Poo
By Sherman Buildings
Welcome To Assumption Club; I Think We All Know Why You Are Here
By Sherman Buildings
Surely Not EVERYONE Was Kung Fu Fighting
By Sherman Buildings
What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?
By Sherman Buildings
A Bargain Is Something You Don’t Need At A Price You Can’t Resist
By Sherman Buildings
I Didn’t Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian
By Sherman Buildings
My Drinking Team Has A Bowling Problem
By Sherman Buildings
I Used To Breed Rabbits, Then I Realized They Can Handle It Themselves
By Sherman Buildings
Why Do They Lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are They Afraid Someone Will Clean Them?
By Sherman Buildings
Will Glass Coffins Be A Success? Remains To Be Seen
By Sherman Buildings
My Recliner and I Go Way Back
By Sherman Buildings
Autocorrect Is My Worst Enema
By Sherman Buildings
Parallel Lines Have So Much In Common, It’s A Shame They’ll Never Meet
By Sherman Buildings
I Told Him To Be Himself; That Was Pretty Mean, I Guess
By Sherman Buildings
I Buy All My Guns From A Guy Called T-Rex, He’s A Small Arms Dealer
By Sherman Buildings
Some People Are So Poor, All They Have Is Money
By Sherman Buildings
If You Think Eggplant Is Good, You Should Try Any Other Food; It’s Much Better
By Sherman Buildings
I Invented The Cold Air Balloon But It Never Really Took Off
By Sherman Buildings
Well, Here I Am! What Are Your Other Two Wishes?
By Sherman Buildings
A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory
By Sherman Buildings
My Wife Just Found Out I Replaced Our Bed With A Trampoline; She Hit The Roof.
By Sherman Buildings
Nothing More Awkward Than When You Realize You’re Getting A Double-Cheek Kiss
By Sherman Buildings
If You Arrive Fashionably Late in Crocs, You’re Just Late
By Sherman Buildings
My Wife Accused Me Of Being Immature So I Told Her To Get Out Of My Fort
By Sherman Buildings
No Matter How Far You Push The Envelope It Remains Stationary
By Sherman Buildings
Now Hiring: Great Vision Without Great People Is Irrelevant.
By Sherman Buildings
I Intend To Live Forever. So Far, So Good.
By Sherman Buildings
You’ll Never Be As Lazy As Whoever Named The Fireplace
By Sherman Buildings
The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You’re Signing Someone’s Cast
By Sherman Buildings
This Shirt Is 'Dry Clean Only' Which Means, Its Dirty
By Sherman Buildings
I Was Gonna Tell A Time Travelling Joke But You Guys Didn't Like It
By Sherman Buildings
I Can Tell People Are Judgmental Just By Looking At Them
By Sherman Buildings
With Great Power, Comes Great Electricity Bills.
By Sherman Buildings
Whiteboards Are Remarkable
By Sherman Buildings
This Is My Step Ladder. I Never Knew My Real Ladder.
By Sherman Buildings
I Live In My Own Little World. But Its Ok, They Know Me Here
By Sherman Buildings
The Functional Genius of Pole Barns
By Sherman Buildings
Worrying Works: 90% Of The Things I Worry About Never Happen.
By Sherman Buildings
A Computer Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing
By Sherman Buildings
From Our Family To Yours
By Sherman Buildings
The Fire Inside Me Burns Brighter Than The Fire Around Me
By Sherman Buildings
If You Are Like Me, And I Know I Am
By Sherman Buildings
Hard To Tell If People Are Interested In Joining My Sarcastic Club Or Not
By Sherman Buildings
If Attacked By Clowns, Go For The Juggler
By Sherman Buildings
The Only Thing Worse Than Being Talked About, Is Not Being Talked About
By Sherman Buildings
We Are All In This To get her
By Sherman Buildings
Stronger Than Steel And Wood
By Sherman Buildings
I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
By Sherman Buildings
Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records
By Sherman Buildings
The Love Shack Is A Little Old Place Where We Can Get Together
By Sherman Buildings
I Get Enough Exercise Pushing My Luck
By Sherman Buildings
If Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
By Sherman Buildings
How Come You Never See A Headline Like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
By Sherman Buildings
I Believe In You
By Sherman Buildings
Holy Smoke, I Found the Holy Grill
By Sherman Buildings
Please Take Me Home
By Sherman Buildings
Won't You Help Me Sing These Songs of Freedom
By Sherman Buildings
Let's Get Back To You And Islands
By Sherman Buildings
Welcome to Sherman Country
By Sherman Buildings
What is a Pole Building, Exactly?
By Glen Blamstead
A Shot In The Dark
By Sherman Buildings
Buck Fever
By Sherman Buildings
Live Like You're Dying
By Sherman Buildings
It Is Harvest Time
By Sherman Buildings
Take A Walk In The Woods
By Sherman Buildings
Life is Better on The Farm
By Sherman Buildings
A Good Life is a Collection of Memories
By Sherman Buildings
Let's Build An Empire Together
By Sherman Buildings
May the road go on forever
By Sherman Buildings
A Happy Family Is But An Earlier Heaven
By Sherman Buildings
What Makes You Country
By Sherman Buildings
God is Great, Beer is Good, and People Are Crazy
By Sherman Buildings
Chili and Frito pie, Official Dish of Texas and Loved by Minnesotans
By Sherman Buildings
We'll Travel Along Singing A Song, Side by Side
By Sherman Buildings
Pole Barns Make Excellent Storage or Commercial Buildings
By Sherman Buildings
How can you start a band, if you don't have a garage?
By Glen Blamstead
Common and Not So Common Uses for Outbuildings
By Sherman Buildings