Have you noticed everyone is so serious these days? It’s as if the world has forgotten that sarcasm exists. Just the other day, I had a meeting to attend. I sat down and someone informed me that I was late. My response: Sorry, I didn’t want to come.
It was honest, but it was also sarcastic. No one laughed.
Life is too important to be taken seriously. Why so serious all the time? That’s not the way we were raised. We laughed at everything. When did it all change?
I always say that I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk. Have you noticed how your face constantly tries to betray you when you’re surrounded by idiots? You try to play it cool, but someone ends up saying something stupid, and your face simply cannot hold back.
It’s like I always say, I believe in annoyed at first sight. Think about that for a second. You walk into a situation and instantly know that someone is going to annoy you.
Join My Sarcastic Club
I’m not sarcastic, I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
If you have felt that last line on a deep, spiritual level before, I invite you to join my sarcastic club. And no, I’m not being sarcastic. Please, join in. Let’s spray the world with sarcasm so that people learn to laugh a little bit. There’s no reason to be so serious all the time.
If you’ve driven through Sherman Country, you’ll find many members of the sarcastic club. It’s one of the services we offer. We are true believers that it is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not. We don’t fake sarcasm here.
Too many people get up in the morning and think about work. They think about what needs to get done and the easiest way to accomplish their goals. They don’t think about anything else. And it’s almost as if they CAN’T think about anything else.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me. I’ll laugh at you.
These are the people who are most likely to not want to join my sarcastic club. I sling sarcasm at them, and they stop to stare. They’re either thinking that I’m an idiot or an asshole. And honestly, I don’t really care what they are thinking. It was an attempt to get them to lighten up. And judging by their blank stare, it didn’t work.
If you join my sarcastic club, you won’t get a membership card in the mail. What you will get is a life filled with inside jokes. Remember this bit of advice: Keep calm and smile like a joker.
Life is Full of Questions, Idiots are Full of Answers
No matter where you’re at, you stumble upon idiots. They think that they have it all figured out, and they’ll shout the answers from the rooftops. They’re not bright enough to realize that they don’t have it all figured out. The concept of a rhetorical question is beyond them. And if they can’t figure out those, we can’t possibly expect them to understand sarcasm.
The idiots are everywhere. You’ll find them in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Texas, and everywhere in between.
We talk about how life is better when you have quality erections. And there’s always that one person who clutches their pearls as though we’ve said something terribly insulting.
I have never faked a sarcasm in my life.
I can explain it for you, but I can’t understand it for you.
Think about the last time you made a sarcastic comment to someone, and they seemed horrified. They didn’t understand it. And explaining it to them wouldn’t work. Some people are as useful as the white crayon in the box.
Life is full of questions, and you’re not going to get all of the answers. And that’s okay. Acceptance will help to bring a lot of peace to your life. And if you sprinkle in some sarcasm, you will bring a lot of humor to your life, too.
There are Some Things So Serious You Have to Laugh at Them
Give yourself a point if you’ve ever laughed at an inappropriate time. Give yourself an extra point if you’ve laughed until you’ve cried while everyone else stares at you in abject horror. Congratulations. You’re my kind of people, and you’ve earned yourself access to my sarcastic club.
Life is hard enough. If you take yourself too seriously all of the time, you’ll never have any fun. So, go ahead and laugh. Who cares if anyone judges you?
Sarcasm is one of life’s greatest coping mechanisms. When you really need a way to get through the workday, sarcastic comments can be one of the best ways to do it.
Have you noticed that those without a cup of coffee nearby tend to be the most sarcastic? Yeah, sarcasm is a suitable substitute for caffeine at times.
And yes, those people have a reputation for being stupid or mean in the office. Realistically, they’ve figured out how to deal with the stress of the job without giving themselves an ulcer.
Can sarcasm save lives? Maybe. Just in case it can, we’ll make sure to use enough of it for everyone.
The goal is to laugh forever, with someone you take serious.
We want everyone to experience our quality erections. They’re the best thing you could ask for in Sherman Country. And once we start an erection on your property, you’ll start to experience the possibilities.
Get your head out of the gutter. We’re talking about pole barns.
When you see a pole barn from Sherman Pole Buildings, you’ll discover that there’s more to life than being serious. You can use a quality pole barn for an office, an ag building, and even a home. And if you simply want added storage for all of your toys, we’re not here to judge.