Hate comments are everywhere. Somewhere along the line with the invention of the internet came the trolls. You know the type. They’re the people who hide behind their computer screens and say what’s on their minds. They have no filter. Instead, they think it’s okay to be rude to people. They’re often known as cyberbullies.
Of course, insults are nothing new. It’s not as if the internet created them.
Even Mark Twain was known to be a bully. He once said, “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I did send a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
We’re dedicating this post to the stupidity of the world, the trolls who comment on anything and everything, and the offensive comments that often pass through our minds that we don’t actually share with anyone.
You’re Like a Candy Bar…
There are people in the world who are like a candy bar – half sweet and half nuts.
It’s not really an insult. It’s simply speaking the truth. Some people are sweet. They always have a smile on their face, and they go out of their way to be nice. However, as you start to talk to them about life in Sherman Country, you also realize they are out of their minds.
It’s usually because they’re shy of a full deck.
It’s like when you meet someone and think, “She’s so dumb, her favorite number of the alphabet is purple.”
There’s not much that you can do about people like that. Just smile at them and move on. If you try to interact with them too heavily, they’ll drive you mad.
I’m Pretty Sure You Seized the Wrong Day
People do things that irk you. They ask questions that make no sense. They interrupt you when you’re in the middle of a conversation. They walk through the grocery store with their conversation on speakerphone.
Some people are simply seizing the wrong day.
They attempted to go out into the world with a purpose. However, somewhere along the line, they failed. Through their failure, they made it miserable for everyone else.
There are also the people who want to make everyone just as miserable as they are. They actively work to make sure everyone seizes the wrong day.
They’re the ones who make comments on every post, whether they agree with it or not. It’s as if they have no clue how to keep scrolling. They have comments, and they want everyone to know about it. They’ll use inexcusable language. And they’ll continue to comment until a person either reports the post on social media, deletes it or agrees with the troll.
Those are the people who are themselves every day but should really wake up trying to be someone else. You know, like someone with an acceptable personality.
Today, My Middle Finger Will be Answering All of Your Questions
There are always idiots in life.
They may be having a bad day, or they are like that every day of their lives. If you don’t know them personally, you may choose to give them the benefit of the doubt or simply assume that they are always like that.
And then there’s my wife. When we go on vacation, my wife packs underwear like she’s planning on shitting herself twice a day for every day we’re gone.
Don’t get me wrong; I love my wife. Packing, however, is not her strong suit. I joke with her by saying that stupidity is not a crime, so she’s free to go. She responds by walking out of the room with her middle finger firmly extended in my direction.
It’s funny how extending your middle finger at someone can make you feel better. It allows you to get your feelings off your chest without actually insulting them.
The middle finger says it all.
Now, when I tell people they’re number one, I usually do it once they turn away from me. Sometimes, I’m just giving them the bird inside my head. Rarely do I ever blatantly flick someone off so that they can see me.
When I provide this hand gesture, it usually comes with this thought: I don’t think you’re stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking.
I’ve known people who use their middle finger in front of people. They will also tell people what they think of them. I’m not that crazy. I keep my opinions to myself. As for the thoughts racing through my head, I have no control over those.
As I’ve told some of my friends who find me offensive, they may want to stop finding me altogether.
Let’s make a deal.
If you are interested in a pole barn, contact me after checking out the website. It’s pretty informative, and we provide a lot of answers. Once you know what it is and why you want one, call us. That way, I can provide you with the best possible customer service without hurling insults at you (in my head, of course).
Sherman Pole Buildings is known for its quality erections. We’re proud of that, despite what some of the internet trolls might have to say.
When you’re ready to find out more, tune out the cyber bullies and give us a call.