ERMAHGERD ERGPLERNT! That’s right, we’re tackling one of the best topics we could possibly cover. Eggplant! Wait, so you’re not really excited about eggplant? Just give us a few minutes so we can convince you otherwise. What kind of chicken does an eggplant come from? Get it? Because chickens come from eggs? Okay, so maybe
If you’re driving through Sherman Country, you might see a faded sign on the side of the road that tells you where you are. At that point, you might be about 15 miles to the love shack. It’s amazing that people have such love for our pole barns that they sing about it. In fact,
We have a strange relationship with phones. We have disconnected them from our walls and, now, we carry them around in our pockets. It was amazing when the first telephone was invented. Suddenly, you could talk to the person on the other end. Yet, the only thing we want to do these days is text.
Batshit Crazy Have you ever noticed that we talk about shit a lot? And each animal’s dung seems to be attributed to a certain aspect of life. There’s bullshit, and that’s when things have just become so unacceptable that we don’t want to talk about it anymore. There’s dogshit, and that’s usually quite literal about
Invest in Earth When you step outside, take a look around. For as far as the eye can see, you’re looking at the earth. How much of that do you own? Invest in earth. To make a home and take advantage of real estate opportunities, the best plan is to buy dirt. The dirt can
If I Can’t Wear Camo, I’m Not Goin' Let’s face it, life is better in the country. I like my lifestyle muddy. And, if I can’t wear camo, I’m not goin.’ There’s just something about wearing camouflage that makes it easier to embrace all that the country roads have to offer. Didn’t you hear? Camo
The Time For Mud Is Now. The Place For Mud Is Here. It’s safe to say that there’s a time and a place for mud. Of course, the time is anytime and the place is anywhere. Dirt is a main ingredient for fun outdoors. And if there’s not enough of it, you can always turn
We Believe In Us Relationships are hard…but they don’t have to be. There’s a reason why more and more people are choosing to partake in premarital counseling these days. It’s to solidify a relationship, build a strong foundation, and reduce the divorce rate. I believe in you. When you love someone, you work to make
Money May Not Buy Happiness, But It'll Buy Me A Boat They say money can’t buy happiness. Eh, I beg to disagree. Maybe having $100 million in the bank account won’t bring me happiness, but you know what? It can buy me a boat. And a boat can bring me happiness. There’s something about being
Let’s Get Back to You … and Islands Every time you look outside, winter keeps rearing its ugly head. If you’re in Minnesota, there could be inches of snow on the ground at this point. If you’re in Texas, you might be experiencing low temperatures that should never touch the Lone Star state. Winter ends
