I don’t know when it happened, but pillows have started to overtake my entire house. They started off on my bed as a way to support my head when I slept. Then, they became decorative – across my bed, my living room couch, and even the dog’s neck.
What do pillows do at parties? They get down.
Rest assured; pillows have got your back. And in my household, they’ve also got your legs, your feet, and any other body part you were planning on setting on the furniture.
That’s Snooze to Me
Did you know that when pillows hold a grudge, it’s because of something sheet-y you said?
Seriously, though, if you’re in Sherman Country and want to get a good snooze, it all comes down to the pillow you use. Trust me, there are a LOT of them to choose from.
I like to take extra naps for all of the people that hate naps. You’re welcome.
There are different shapes and sizes. But it’s the filling that really makes the difference.
Here are some of the options on the market:
- Polyester
- Polar fleece
- Microbeads
- Memory foam
- Feathers
- Buckwheat hulls
Now, I wouldn’t even dream of telling you what kind of pillow to get. However, if quality erections are what you’re looking for, I’ll tell you that the best construction is from us – Sherman Pole Buildings. We have over 40 years of expert craftsmanship under our belt, so we’re confident about the garages and barndos we can build for you.
The Snuggle is Real
In order to snuggle in and be able to let yourself fall asleep without the weight of the world on your shoulders, you have to create a quality environment.
The National Sleep Foundation says that there are four things that will help.
First, find comfortable bedding. This includes a good mattress, sheet set, and pillow. Or pillows, as many will have it these days.
Second, set the ideal temperature. A cooler temp is going to help your body settle into sleep easier.
Third, darken the room with curtains. You can turn off all or at least some of the lights, too. Melatonin is produced when it’s darker, and this is what the body produces naturally to help with a good night’s sleep.
Finally, you have to consider noise. When it’s too noisy, you won’t be able to fall asleep. Turn off the TV and get rid of any noisy distractions. If you have a partner that snores, well, you might want to get them some of those breathing strips as a subtle way of letting them know.
It’s been a bad day, so I’m going on a long run. And by “long,” I mean “short.” And by “run,” I mean “nap.”
Now, most of these things can be done without any assistance. However, if you’re not happy with where your bedroom is set up in Sherman Country, we can help. Just as we create garages for cars and other vehicles, we can create barndos (think of them as condos, but using a steel barn structure) for families.
You can have a barndo as your primary residence, as a hunting lodge away from everyone, or even as a secondary residence on your property for guests (or for when you’re having a sleepover with your BFFs).
While we can help with the noise, lighting, and temperature with the way that we build your steel building, it’s still up to you to go mattress shopping and pick the best pillow. You may even want to get a few (dozen) pillows to ensure you have one for every sleep position. Body pillows, throw pillows, and more are out there, but if you want to avoid head lines (literally, I’m not joking), avoid the corduroy. Trust me, I know things.
The Game of Nap Roulette
Have you ever played a game of nap roulette? It’s where you take a nap without setting the alarm. Will it be a short nap or a long one? No one knows until you wake up. It’s unpredictable and a bit dangerous because you may not even wake up until the next day.
That reminds me of a joke. Why did the pillow cross the road? To catch some sleep.
With nap roulette, there’s definitely some risk involved. If you have a quiet space, the perfect pillow, and an exhausted persona, you could be looking at a nap that lasts hours. If you’re going to play this game, be sure that you’re up for the way that it could turn out.
I have learned the hard way that nap roulette is not for me. I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
You Regret 100% of the Naps You Don’t Take
When you have the chance to nap, take it. Otherwise, you’ll be regretting it later on when you’re cranky and forced to deal with the rest of the day without sufficient rest.
Regret is a horrible thing to live with.
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
It’s also why we want to talk to you about the garages and barndos you’ve always dreamed of building on your property. Don’t assume you can’t afford it. And don’t assume that they can’t be built to your exact specifications.
At Sherman, we see to it that we offer quality erections at affordable prices. It ensures that you don’t live with any regrets.
As for the naps, if you’re not taking them, it’s not that big of a deal. I like to take extra naps for all of the people that hate naps. You’re welcome.
If you’re ready to talk about a pole barn of any size, I’ll put off my nap (or wake up early from one) just so that we can chat. If I happen to have lines on my face, it’s because of the corduroy pillow I just added to my office. It’s nothing to be alarmed about, but please…keep your comments to yourself. My coworkers have already shamed me enough for a lifetime.
I like being recognized for my accomplishments at work. For example, I am the reason that we now have a company policy on naps.
On that note, I’m going to squeeze in a nap now. When you’re ready to have the perfect napping space in Sherman Country, call us.
