Homing pigeons are so much better than boomerangs. They’re capable of bringing messages, letters, and more. They’re also able to return home, which means that they really love where they live. What’s really cool is that they’re able to fly as far as 1100 miles. That’s quite a distance, and when it comes to traveling
It’s a New Year, and that means that it’s time to start demanding the best out of life. Forget all of those “sham” poos on the market. Demand the real poo. Take a look at your liquor cabinet and make an upgrade for the real stuff – you know what we’re talking about. If it
I think most of you already know the first rule of The Assumption Club. If you don’t, well, that’s going to be on me. Assumptions can go very well or go very badly. Often, it’s fun to simply let people assume what they will of you or a particular situation and then sit back to
We’ve all heard the song and asked the question. As a matter of fact, everyone WAS Kung Fu fighting…and don’t you dare call me Shirley. Kung Fu is definitely one of the more interesting martial art forms. It requires a significant amount of patience and training. Jet Li once said, “You need balance. That’s why
What if the world WAS flat? What if there were no animals to hunt in Sherman Country? What if today’s the only day I got? What if there were no hypothetical questions? Speaking in hypotheses can be exhausting because you never talk about what’s really going on. Instead, you focus on made-up scenarios. There’s no
There’s something hard-wired in our DNA as Americans to want a bargain. Somewhere between dumping tea into the Boston Harbor and burning Confederate flags, we decided that we are too cool to pay full price. It’s why we can’t resist yard sales and why we’re willing to trample our fellow man on Black Friday.
Homer Simpson got it right when he made the comment: "Pork chops and bacon, my two favorite animals." As humans, we fought hard to get to the top of the food chain. We are considered apex predators because of eating meat – beef, pork, lamb, poultry, and the list goes on. If you enjoy hunting
Bowling is fun but it’s also one of the most frustrating sports. Why do you think so many people drink beer while they play? It becomes a game of drinking with a bowling alley as the venue. It helps to support the drinking habit when you think about it. We drink because split happens all
Rabbits are a curious breed. One minute you have two bunnies, and the next thing you know, you have dozens. It’s funny how those things work. It truly lets you know that every bunny needs some bunny sometimes. It turns out that the concept of breeding rabbits isn’t quite like other tasks. There’s really no
Gas station bathrooms are straight out of a horror movie. I’m not talking about the modern ones that you find next to the snazzy gated communities that look as though you’ve entered a small grocery store. I’m talking about the ones you find along deserted parts of the highway when you’re in the middle of
