Let’s be honest. We all need sleep. Sometimes we get the amount of sleep that we need, and sometimes we don’t. After about five or six days of not sleeping, you will start to see a decline in your concentration, perception, and even higher-level mental processes. And in case you’re wondering, the world record for
We've compiled a list of Chuck Norris facts that explain why we have chosen him as our celebrity spokesman. The only thing stronger than a Sherman Building is Chuck Norris. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tuqlMM7il8 Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. Chuck Norris won an arm wrestling tournament, with both arms tied behind his back.
If you’re driving through Sherman Country, you might see a faded sign on the side of the road that tells you where you are. At that point, you might be about 15 miles to the love shack. It’s amazing that people have such love for our pole barns that they sing about it. In fact,
How's Your Luck Exercise? I thought you said extra fries. There’s a problem with exercise; it requires work. I know that they said that I should hustle for that muscle, but is it really worth it? That’s debatable. Honestly, I get enough exercise pushing my luck. You know, they say that luck is where preparation
We have a strange relationship with phones. We have disconnected them from our walls and, now, we carry them around in our pockets. It was amazing when the first telephone was invented. Suddenly, you could talk to the person on the other end. Yet, the only thing we want to do these days is text.
It’s hard to win the lottery when you never play. Every time you pass by the billboards that advertise what the jackpot is up to in Sherman Country, it’s hard not to dream about what would happen. Think about what you could do with tens of millions of dollars. A mansion. A flashy sports car.
Agree To Disagree Free speech is my right to say what you don’t want to hear. No truer words have been spoken, especially in today’s political environment. You can say what you want to say to someone’s face. You can also choose to hide behind your keyboard. Either way, you get to say whatever, whether
Batshit Crazy Have you ever noticed that we talk about shit a lot? And each animal’s dung seems to be attributed to a certain aspect of life. There’s bullshit, and that’s when things have just become so unacceptable that we don’t want to talk about it anymore. There’s dogshit, and that’s usually quite literal about
The rodeo is a great way to think about life. You’ve got a lot of anticipation, eight seconds of glory, and then, you find yourself flung onto your behind only to get up and do it all over again. It may sound exhausting, but that’s life. The only way to get that glory is with
We work tirelessly just so that we can look at our job in the rearview mirror on Friday afternoons. Let’s face it. We’re working for the weekend. And why wouldn’t we? The weekends are where we can eat, drink, and be merry without worrying about getting to bed at a decent time. It’s when all
