Quality Erections In Demand
Have you ever noticed that some people are more in need of a quality erection than others? Let’s face it. Every Karen out there simply needs to see a tall edifice in her future. Perhaps, then, there will be less drama because of hearing something she doesn’t like.
Sorry, Karen. We have to speak the truth for a moment.
We live in the land of the free and the home of the brave. We’re allowed to speak our minds, even though there are things that are said that won’t put a smile on everyone’s face. We’re going to be honest, and if we hurt a few feelings along the way, well, that’s just the way it’s going to be.
One of the alternative slogans were thinking about embracing, was the term “Guardians of the Galaxy,” but we didn’t want to come across as a bunch of A-holes.
We’ll say it in a store, on a podium, and on social media. We have our opinions, and we’re entitled to them.
The Karens Of The World May Not Like What We Have To Say
The Karens of the world may not like what we have to say. Our truth hurts their feelings. So, rather than develop a thicker skin or tune us out, they want to shut down free speech entirely. They want to dictate what we can and cannot say simply because they’re missing out on the finer things in life.
And when we talk about the finer things in life, we’re talking about quality erections. Oh, yeah. We’re going there. And Karen, we’re warning you right now, you might not like what we’re about to say.
If you’ve driven around Sherman Country, you’ve likely seen that we’re all about erections…and quality ones at that. After all, there’s nothing quite like a Sherman Pole Barn. It sits erect on a plot of land demanding the utmost respect. Our pole barns are built with a significant amount of strength, so you’re never going to have to worry about an awkward flaccid moment during a windstorm.
We’ve actually gone as far as obtaining a registered trademark from the US Patent and Trademark Office this year for the term “Quality Erections.” What can we say? We’re proud of our erectile functionality. And, if you happen to be a proud owner of an erection, we urge you to check out the gear that we have on our website.
Promote Your Erections
“Quality Erections” is something that is worth bragging about, or at least we think so. It’s why we’ve created an entire inventory of merchandise, from jackets to beanies to t-shirts. It’s a chance to wear our brand proudly and do a bit of bragging in the process.
When you decide you are loud and proud (and perhaps want to piss off the Karen in your life), we have plenty of merchandise for you to choose from. These make great gifts, too. Not only are they made of high-quality materials, but the saying is certainly enough to turn heads.
You can choose to use the phrase as your own personal advertisement, a way to promote our brand, or simply to get some conversations started. We guarantee that if you walk into a brewery in Wisconsin, a bar in Texas, or a restaurant in Minnesota, people are going to talk to you about your gear. They’ll want to know what the deal is with the double-entendre.
And if you’re the proud owner of one of our quality erections, go ahead and tell them what they can expect from the Sherman brand.
Let Karen Have It
Karen, if you’re reading this, go ahead and stop. Hit the back button and get away from the page. We’re about to share a few things that you’re not going to like.
Alright, as Americans, we have certain constitutional rights. We have the right to say what we want about anything and everything. It’s what makes our country so great.
So, if we want to talk about erections, we can do so without anyone shutting us down. After all, if someone is going to take it the wrong way, that’s on them, not on us.
We can share photos of erections, too. And if people don’t like it, well, they can always choose to look the other way.
It’s that way with anything. We can talk about the status of the country, our beliefs on various “hot” topics, and more. We shouldn’t feel as though we have to censor ourselves just because of the occasional Karen.
Now, we understand that it can be frustrating when you speak your mind only to be told by someone that you’re wrong, insensitive, or rude. However, that doesn’t mean that you’re not allowed to speak up. You may even want to get in the habit of speaking your mind more often simply as a way to thicken the skin of those around you.
Karen is a miserable wretch because she isn’t happy. She doesn’t know how to get happy because she lets what everyone else says get under her skin. And, it’s likely because she is lacking some quality erections in her life.
Imagine not having the kind of erection you need. Wind could blow through the building. You don’t have sufficient storage. There’s not enough space for the things that you want to do.
Oh, you thought we were talking about the other kind of erection? Well, this just got a little awkward…
Why An Erection Is Critical
You want to get the most out of this life, so you need an erection. Think about it. There’s nothing quite like seeing a massive…building that fits all of your needs.
Every aspect of a building has to be considered. You want a floor plan that is massive enough to meet your needs. You want the windows and doors that are needed to offer sunlight and overall practicality.
A pole barn is a building that offers a significant number of benefits:
- Various floor plan concepts
- Ideal for many purposes
Whether you have it built for residential or commercial purposes, you want a building that you can rely on. The strength and overall stability of a building are important. Think about this. The best erections are the ones that last. If there’s any kind of premature issues, you’re going to be disappointed.
A faulty erection can ruin your reputation. If you’re a business and people enter your establishment only to find issues, they’re going to blame you.
A faulty erection can also cost you money. If you move into a home only to run into countless issues, you’re going to go broke fixing everything.
It’s why you have to trust the right contractor with your erections. You want a contractor that knows what they are doing…and if there’s one thing that Sherman Pole Buildings knows about, it’s how to focus on a quality erection for our clients. It will be a thing of beauty, and it will be crafted to the highest standards.
Gain Your Very Own Erection
Let’s be clear, this is not an advertisement for Viagra. That’s not the kind of erection we specialize in.
Now, our erections are strong, gorgeous sights to behold. We have been building them since 1976. Every year, we construct over 300 pole barns for residential, commercial, and farm applications. It ensures that you can get what you want with a high level of craftsmanship.
We provide you with all of the options you want based on how involved you want to be in the build process as well as what your budget looks like.
We can offer a stud and steel option for the DIY-er or a comprehensive option where everything is insulated and finished so that you can move right in.
Whether you are looking for a home, a man cave, a she-shed, a building to run your business out of, or simply storage for the farm, we have you covered. We can provide a fully customizable plan to ensure that all of your needs are met.
And when it’s over? You can stand back and proudly admire the erection that we have provided to you. It will be enough for you to want to take selfies with it, advertise it all over the internet, and bring all of your friends and family out to show it off.
Yeah, we are pretty proud of our quality erections, if we do say so ourselves. And when you’re ready to get a closer look at what we have to offer, contact us to learn more. As for you, Karen, we warned you to stop reading. If you’re still upset with our talk of erectile functionality, that’s on you, not us.