Abbreviations are the best, assuming you actually know what they mean. If you’re not into the latest ones, it can leave you lost with what everyone’s texting about. It can also lead to some awkward moments when you make an assumption about a particular meaning.
Here’s the best tip that I can offer when it comes to abbreviations: do your homework.
I really like abbreviations. e.g. e.g.
Otherwise, you’re going to be the one texting LOL to someone after they’ve lost a loved one, assuming that it means “lots of love.” Since we don’t ever want that to be you, we’re going to introduce you to some of the most important abbreviations being used today (and tell you what they mean).
FC (Fingers Crossed) you remember them all.
B4YKI
Before You Know It (B4YKI), you’re an adult. You have to start thinking about your future, ensuring you have reliable transportation and affordable, dependable housing.
A barndo is particularly great because it’s capable of being affordable. You don’t have to get a cookie-cutter home from a builder where you’re going to end up in debt from the moment you sign on the dotted line. Plus, you don’t have to stay up at night from the scariest abbreviation that has ever been muttered: HOA.
That’s Homeowner’s Association, in case you didn’t know. Those people are the stuff of nightmares.
There’s something else great about a BARNDO. It’s a backronym. Allow me to explain. It’s a word but it’s also an abbreviation. It means Best Accommodation Rural New Dwelling Owner. Okay, not really, but we had you convinced for a minute, right? IDK (I don’t care). It’s actually short for barndominium.
Once you buy one for yourself, you can tell people that BARNDO stands for anything you want, EOD (End of Discussion).
PBKAC
PBKAC (Problem Between Keyboard and Chair) is probably one of my favorite abbreviations. It’s one of the best ways to tell someone that they are the problem without actually coming right out and saying it. It’s also a way to explain when you’re having trouble coming up with a word, you forgot to send an attachment, or have done some other lame-brained tasks on the computer.
It’s the answer for just about everything that might make you look stupid.
What is this word? You spelled it wrong… Sorry, PBKAC.
Hey, you forgot the attachment… Apologies, PBKAC.
I’m not understanding the email you sent me. Oh, is there a PBKAC?
SOML: Story of my life
It’s similar to when you’re shopping for a Sherman barndo and think that maybe, just maybe, you could get away with a DIY (Do It Yourself). DIY kits are usually nothing but trouble. They may look good on your screen, but it’s guaranteed that it won’t look good in your yard (nor will it be functional).
If there is a problem between the keyboard and chair, the problem is the person in the chair. If that’s you, it might be time to get up, take a walk, have a drink (hydration is important), and maybe even think about calling us about those quality erections you’ve been dreaming about. Barns people, barns.
E123
Don’t worry, we’re not making you do any kind of complex algebraic equations. We leave that to our construction guys when they build your Sherman barndo.
E123 is the abbreviation for Easy as 1-2-3.
When you want to start exploring Sherman homes, you have options.
The first is to work with a real estate agent who is going to show you dozens of homes. Some you’ll love and some you’ll hate.
The second is to work with a builder who will offer you one of their floorplans and spend months building it only for you to move into a community where at least one out of every five neighbors have the same layout as you do.
The final is where it’s truly E123. You call us at Sherman so that we can introduce you to the beauty of a barndominium. It’s completely customizable so that you get exactly what you’ve always wanted. As long as you have a plot of land picked out in Sherman Country, we can get to work on building the steel building. It’ll be erected quickly, allowing you to move in and begin decorating your new place to fit your style.
YOLO
You only live once (YOLO) has long been a motto to live by. It’s why you see people jumping out of planes, bungee jumping off of bridges, and doing all sorts of other crazy things. It’s to live in the moment and enjoy life while there’s still one to live.
It is a CWOT (Complete Waste of Time) to spend your money on a less-than-reputable barn. There’s a reason that we have built a reputation around our quality erections. Don’t worry, nothing we’re about to discuss will fall into an NSFW (Not Safe For Work) category. When we talk about erections (which is something we like to do often), we’re talking about our quality craftsmanship.
IMHO (In My Humble Opinion), we happen to have some of the best options out there. Whether you are looking at Sherman homes, garages, barndos, or ag buildings, we’re able to help. We can turn your vision into a reality with custom designs and all of that. B3 (Blah, Blah, Blah). We could go on and on about how amazing we are, but it really comes down to seeing it for yourself.
We’re not one of those C&P (Copy & Paste) builders. We truly know how to customize a design to meet your needs.
FWIW (For What It’s Worth), we are affordable and use construction materials that will withstand all of the different weather patterns of Sherman Country.
The best way to find out is to just call us. We promise not to speak in abbreviations. However, no promises if we text you!
TL;DR
Need a TL;DR for this one? We have you covered:
A Sherman barndo is the best form of construction, and you need to order one ASAP.
