Two Mallards Walk Into A Bar, The Third One Ducks
Envision a couple of mallards strutting into a dive bar, feathers slicked back like they just cleaned house at a pondside poker game, leaving some poor egret with nothing but a soggy ace. They’re squawking about the juiciest lily pads in town, ready to slug back some swampy stout. But the third mallard? He’s no


