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How Many Lowes Could A Rob Lowe Rob, If Rob Lowe Could Rob Lowes?
Rob Lowe seems to be everywhere these days. You turn on your TV, and he’s either saving the day on 911 Lonestar, providing trivia questions on The Floor game show, or having a nervous breakdown on Netflix’s Unstable with his
Just Sold My Homing Pigeon On Ebay For The 22nd Time
Homing pigeons are so much better than boomerangs. They’re capable of bringing messages, letters, and more. They’re also able to return home, which means that they really love where they live. What’s really cool is that they’re able to fly
Boycott Shampoo; Demand The Real Poo
It’s a New Year, and that means that it’s time to start demanding the best out of life. Forget all of those “sham” poos on the market. Demand the real poo. Take a look at your liquor cabinet and make
Welcome To Assumption Club; I Think We All Know Why You Are Here
I think most of you already know the first rule of The Assumption Club. If you don’t, well, that’s going to be on me. Assumptions can go very well or go very badly. Often, it’s fun to simply let people
Surely Not EVERYONE Was Kung Fu Fighting
We’ve all heard the song and asked the question. As a matter of fact, everyone WAS Kung Fu fighting…and don’t you dare call me Shirley. Kung Fu is definitely one of the more interesting martial art forms. It requires a
What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?
What if the world WAS flat? What if there were no animals to hunt in Sherman Country? What if today’s the only day I got? What if there were no hypothetical questions? Speaking in hypotheses can be exhausting because you