Sometimes, it’s hard to get out of bed. And once I climb out of bed and into my recliner, it’s hard to get out of it. I don’t feel like doing anything. Even turning on the TV can be too much of an effort. Have you ever had those days? Don’t even try to lie.
Every single day, we hear insults. Often, they’re being said behind our backs. And when they are said to our faces, they’re usually in the form of a backhanded compliment. Think about the latter for a moment. You think you’re being complimented. You may even smile and nod at the person who said it. Then,
Life is full of responsibilities, whether we like them or not. And let’s face it, laundry is definitely one of those things that get out of control. Before you know it, the hamper can be overflowing with your clothes from the week. Have you ever looked at the tag of your clothing for some instructions
How many time-traveling movies have there been where we can dream about going back and changing one little thing? We would tell ourselves to invest in Google or to talk to the girl or to run away. There are plenty of could-haves and should-have-beens in our past. If I had a time machine, I would
People are judgmental without even realizing it. Before you know it, they’re squinting at you, shaking their heads, and thinking who knows what about you. I get it. I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them. It’s a lot easier to go through life when people silently judge you. When they start
Peter Parker would tell you that with great power comes great responsibility because his Uncle Ben taught him that – even without learning that his nephew was Spiderman. Sure, you can end up with great responsibility. But wheew, those electricity bills will get you every time, too. Plato was quoted as saying that “The measure
Everyone wishes that they could change the past in one way or another. As Isak Dinesen once said, “You can’t change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future.” The reality is that changing the past could have dangerous repercussions if we actually COULD make changes. Seriously, if we learned
While you may know us as the giver of quality erections throughout Minnesota and Wisconsin, you may not know that we’ve also brought our erection-giving selves down to Kansas and Texas. And there’s something you might not know about Texas, and more specifically Austin. They’re weird. We tend to live by a certain motto: Never
Let’s be honest. We all need sleep. Sometimes we get the amount of sleep that we need, and sometimes we don’t. After about five or six days of not sleeping, you will start to see a decline in your concentration, perception, and even higher-level mental processes. And in case you’re wondering, the world record for
We've compiled a list of Chuck Norris facts that explain why we have chosen him as our celebrity spokesman. The only thing stronger than a Sherman Building is Chuck Norris. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tuqlMM7il8 Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. Chuck Norris won an arm wrestling tournament, with both arms tied behind his back.
