Ah, Monday morning. The alarm clock blares like a foghorn, and you’re left wondering why weekends are only two days long. It’s a cruel joke, really. You’ve just spent 48 glorious hours pretending you don’t have responsibilities, and now you’re thrust back into the grind. The first five days after the weekend? They’re the hardest.
Back in ’82, at the Isanti County Fair, I tried arm-wrestling a carnival barker for a shot at a glow-in-the-dark cowboy hat. Got smoked in ten seconds flat. As I rubbed my ego, the barker cackled, “He who laughs last thinks slowest.” My buddies roared, and I shuffled off, dreaming of revenge via funnel cake
Last Tuesday, I found a universal remote control in a thrift store bin, nestled between a taxidermy squirrel and a VHS of Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo. It glowed faintly, like it was whispering, “I control everything.” I snatched it up for $1.50, convinced I’d just unlocked the cheat code to the universe. Point it at
Here I am, decades with Sherman Pole Buildings, eyeing a barn frame in Mora, Minnesota, when my mind takes a hike—literally. That title, “The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades,” struck me, though we don’t play it here (too much arm-waving for my old bones). Instead, I’m trudging
At Sherman Pole Buildings, we’ve been crafting pole barns, garages, and barndominiums for folks who want structures as tough as a Minnesota winter. Our construction articles are like a good campfire chat—folksy, a little sarcastic, and packed with practical know-how. We love spinning yarns that mix humor with hard-earned wisdom, always from the perspective of
At Sherman Pole Buildings, we’ve been slinging hammers and raising dreams for over four decades, crafting pole barns, garages, and barndominiums that stand tougher than a two-dollar steak. Our construction articles at Sherman Pole Buildings are packed with a folksy, conversational vibe—think of us as your neighbor who’s always got a story, a chuckle, and
Choosing the right pole barn size is important for the success of your construction project. In this guide, we explore different dimensions and features to help you make an informed decision and ensure your barn meets all your needs. Understanding Pole Barn Sizes Pole barn sizes play an important in the functionality and capability of
At Sherman Pole Buildings, we’ve built barns for all kinds of dreamers—goat yoga gurus, car hoarders, even that guy prepping for the alien invasion (spoiler: they’re late). But fruit farmers? They’re the real wild cards. They eat what they can and can what they can’t, juggling apples like circus clowns while praying the orchard doesn’t
Here I am, folks, sprawled on the floor, losing at Solitaire for the fourth time today, cussing out a red seven like it stole my last beer. Swap those cards for a pole barn blueprint, and you’ve got my life at Sherman Pole Buildings. Building a barn’s like playing Solitaire with a deck that’s half-joker,
Cast a Line, Not a Shadow Here at Sherman Pole Buildings, we’ve spent forty years hauling in big catches—pole barns, barndominiums, you name it. But let’s talk about a different kind of haul: fishing. There’s a fine line between reeling in a whopper and standing on the shore, looking like you’re auditioning for a statue.
